Monday In-box: Spam just doesn't taste like it used to
This post is rated mature because there are potty words not meant for little ears or eyes...
~ Abbey Mom
Every day I spent a good quality of time rummaging through my in-box and reading all the annoying and yet somewhat humorous spam sent to me. I love it when I get asked if I want to enlarge my penis? Or would I like to please my woman? I also love how easy some of the free giveaways sound.
"You've been chosen to go on an all expenses paid round trip tour of the carrabean islands, as long as you complete these offers, give us your credit card number, date of birth, all your friends and families names so we can spam them too, how old your children are so we can send you more spam for them, where you work, how much you make, blah blah blah..."
Here are just a few that belong to the crap factory.
So basically I won a Wii and Wii fit.
I'm not broke anymore because I should be making $24,000 in 24 hours like every other Canadian out there. Silly me.
I can sell my structured settles for cash, if I had any settlements that WERE actually structured.
I've won a TESCO gift card which does me no good here in BC and because I don't even know what a TESCO is.
It's time I visit Russia.
I can take a test to tell me I'm injured which will only take 30 seconds because my brain is stupid to realize I'm actually injured and something hurts which is why I get to take this test to tell me something I should already know.
Did I mention IT'S TIME I visit Russia?
And I do not have to be afraid anymore because my drug problems are a thing of the past. THANK GOD!
LOL
Spam is fun to read. I actually enjoy going through it to see what these crazy poppers are trying to swindle out of me. It's great! Besides there is nothing better than seeing you've won something that doesn't exist (wink wink)
What's in your box?
~ Abbey Mom
Every day I spent a good quality of time rummaging through my in-box and reading all the annoying and yet somewhat humorous spam sent to me. I love it when I get asked if I want to enlarge my penis? Or would I like to please my woman? I also love how easy some of the free giveaways sound.
"You've been chosen to go on an all expenses paid round trip tour of the carrabean islands, as long as you complete these offers, give us your credit card number, date of birth, all your friends and families names so we can spam them too, how old your children are so we can send you more spam for them, where you work, how much you make, blah blah blah..."
Here are just a few that belong to the crap factory.
So basically I won a Wii and Wii fit.
I'm not broke anymore because I should be making $24,000 in 24 hours like every other Canadian out there. Silly me.
I can sell my structured settles for cash, if I had any settlements that WERE actually structured.
I've won a TESCO gift card which does me no good here in BC and because I don't even know what a TESCO is.
It's time I visit Russia.
I can take a test to tell me I'm injured which will only take 30 seconds because my brain is stupid to realize I'm actually injured and something hurts which is why I get to take this test to tell me something I should already know.
Did I mention IT'S TIME I visit Russia?
And I do not have to be afraid anymore because my drug problems are a thing of the past. THANK GOD!
LOL
Spam is fun to read. I actually enjoy going through it to see what these crazy poppers are trying to swindle out of me. It's great! Besides there is nothing better than seeing you've won something that doesn't exist (wink wink)
What's in your box?
